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Saturday, May 22, 2010

I Saw a Car...

...or at least that's what I think she said while we were eating dinner tonight.  It went right over my head for a minute, but it clicked when I noticed her staring out the window behind me.  A four word sentence.  I can't believe how big she's getting!

Punky seems to have had a real language explosion in the last few weeks.  I've lost count of all the words she can say.  Not everything is crystal clear, of course, but I can usually get the gist of it in context.  And she's starting to repeat.  Uh-oh.

Her dad and I both have a habit of letting some undesirable words slip from time to time.  Okay...me more so than him.  It is really going to take a conscious effort on my part to curb my casual use of less-than-appropriate terminology.  Not to give the impression that I walk around all day effing things...that's surely not the case.  But things like shit, dammit, and jackass flow freely around these parts.  And I don't need her saying them at the most inopportune time.  Like in front of my boss and co-workers at a company outing in a few weeks.

Note to self: Shit no longer happens; only crap does.  Stinking is the new effingJackasses can no longer piss me off; donkeys can only irritate me.  Things will suck and blow no more; they will only stink and be yuckyHell is now heckScrew you is now forget you.  And bite me will become...

Ah, forget it.  I need to at least keep that one for when crap happens and a stinking donkey irritates me.  It will totally be yucky if I don't have a heck of a thing to say when he wants to forget me.  So bite me, dammit.  Er... I mean... dang it.

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